Possibly a weird one here. I’m majorly into piss and scat. But not very sexually experienced. 40 years old and a bit of a fatty. But, gee whizz, do I wank myself off over fat hairy girls shitting in videos. I want to fuck a woman in a pile of her shit.
I had a dream last night that a 50-odd year old neighbour was forcing me to take her shit in my mouth. I woke up with a massive hard on.
I’m generally (at work and going out) very clean and anti-germ, but I like sitting in smelly PJs and when I don’t have to be anywhere I’ll stay like that for days. I want a girl who is happy to be as dirty.
I know it’s weird, but I can only fall in love with a smelly girl.
Am I weird?
It bloody turns me on. lol
South Yorks – inbox me if you’re female and fancy a meet up. Just socially if you want. I don’t demand an immediate shitty shagfest!